ay yo i’m patricia. i encourage you to contribute to a lengthy list of nicknames i have and call me whatever you like. i’m eighteen going on nineteen, but i’m actually like four years old. my hobbies include time traveling to hip decades and immersing myself in catchy songs.Tumblr (3.0; @pattymayonnaise)http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lir5oG4r1qk97xlo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23911893870http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23911893870Sun, 27 May 2012 23:38:44 -0500my precious bby angelughleonardo dicaprio<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m396wrV9L71qgavwyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23902118841http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23902118841Sun, 27 May 2012 20:49:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qoj5NYs51qdhkwko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23867259781http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23867259781Sun, 27 May 2012 11:13:54 -0500“Brooded. ‘Rob Pattinson looking brooded.’ Brooded: It’s, like, after you’ve finished brooding.”<br/><br/> - <em>Robert Pattinson on how he wants to be described from now on. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robquotes.tumblr.com/">robquotes</a>)</em>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23850747922http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23850747922Sun, 27 May 2012 02:33:43 -0500mm bby you lookin so brooded<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nvbaKtY61rw4uimo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23848088899http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23848088899Sun, 27 May 2012 01:10:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cp21aUUg1qfrrv2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23845637600http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23845637600Sun, 27 May 2012 00:12:18 -0500mmm my fave<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4j8um593t1rsohdro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nirvana-hole.tumblr.com/post/23673121530/patty-courtney-and-kristen-in-1993">nirvana-hole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Patty, Courtney and Kristen in 1993</p> </blockquote>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23845140861http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23845140861Sun, 27 May 2012 00:02:04 -0500<p>holy shit how is it nearly 4 am already jfc</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23787115793http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23787115793Sat, 26 May 2012 03:45:38 -0500NIGHTY NIGHT TUMBLIEZ<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ltxyfT3z1qd3ve2o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i’m gonna punch them both in the fucking face for being so goddamn fucking cute good LORD</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786743417http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786743417Sat, 26 May 2012 03:28:03 -0500UGHPERFTEARZokay sorry guys last robsten post of like the month i promise<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/23786312908/tumblr_m4m2jcNleo1qc5osh&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m2fvniWu1qbfsyp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786312908http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786312908Sat, 26 May 2012 03:08:51 -0500omg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fl9xwXBQ1qfvuj8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786205273http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23786205273Sat, 26 May 2012 03:04:09 -0500oooooooooh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m3b70qS21qah50qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23785343274http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23785343274Sat, 26 May 2012 02:28:05 -0500madonna<p>k and now back to regular programming.</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23785225946http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23785225946Sat, 26 May 2012 02:23:31 -0500lulz<p><div>okay guys</div> <ul><li>my panic very gradually settling aside.</li> <li>40 minute phone conversation with grace which basically consisted of sobbing and screaming and panicking and pondering existence itself officially concluded</li> <li>sweat and tears slowly evaporating</li> <li>i think that it is time for bed</li> <li>to dream</li> <li>about</li> <li>things</li> <li>lik E THEIR WEDDING OR S/T</li> <li>okay but no srsly</li> <li>goodnight folks</li> <li>i apologize for clogging your dashes with fangirlism at its absolute worst</li> <li>except not </li> <li>lol</li> <li>ok</li> </ul></p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23664458495http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23664458495Thu, 24 May 2012 04:30:11 -0500robsten<p>omg i need to go outside or open a fucking window and just get some fucking OXYGEN RIGHT NOW JESUS FUCK</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663648063http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663648063Thu, 24 May 2012 03:46:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ipk3uGa01qfxp9zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>STOP IT STOP ITSDUIHFG <strong>STOPDSGF</strong></p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663595773http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663595773Thu, 24 May 2012 03:43:28 -0500OMFG I'M GOING TO REGRET ALL OF THESE POSTS TOMORROW<p>thank god i&#8217;m up this late or else i would&#8217;ve completely missed thIS GLORIOUS MILESTONE</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663485058http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663485058Thu, 24 May 2012 03:37:35 -0500ROBSTENBYE FOLLOWERS SORRY FOR THIS I REALLY AM EXCEPT NOT LOL<p>GRACE PICK UP THE PHONE DAMMIT THIS IS IMPORATNT BREAKING NEWSSDDSF</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663415301http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663415301Thu, 24 May 2012 03:33:54 -0500OMFG THIS DUMB BITCH WHY IS SHE SLEEPING AT A TIME LIKE THIS<p>GF756FUYJHGV6FGS45S</p> <p>K&#8217;L</p> <p>;ASFDSLKDSFHGVB45</p> <p>NBFDSDSF</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663373146http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663373146Thu, 24 May 2012 03:31:00 -0500DGGDSFJKH645987TR-[FROBSTEN<p>okay i&#8217;m starting to scare myself like i literally can&#8217;t look at the pics without shaking and gasping for air omg is this what dying feels like???fas.z&gt;F&gt;??F?fsf</p> <p>&#8216;fgykmjh</p>http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663316810http://pattymayonnaise.tumblr.com/post/23663316810Thu, 24 May 2012 03:28:47 -0500ROBSTENLOOK AT ALL MY FOLLOWERS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN BUT IDGAF BC ROBSTEN