December 2011
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remember when i had over $600 in my bank account?
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*man runs into the club shouting*
man: HELP MY FRIEND GOT STABBED OUTSIDE IS THERE A DOCTOR IN HERE PLEASE HELP HIM
mysterious voice: i'm a doctor.
*crowd splits apart revealing dr dre*
dr. dre: show me where your friend is
*man's friend dies because dr. dre isn't a licenced medical practitioner"
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waderudy:
i hate when i start a show i like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS
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i am thisclose to going on a full out shopping spree on amazon.com omg someone stop me before it’s too LATE
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i have to go potty but the bathroom is so far away and the internet is so interesting
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ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
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